Suckin On My Titties Like U Wanted Me 2

So yeah its been like an eon since i made wrote on here and already as i type i feel like an old fart writting in a girly pink journal.....you know the one with the little lock and key on it in the shape of a heart ;) ;) ;) .....teeee heeee....so yeah butt load has happend since the last post and for those of you who dont know a butt load is equivllient to a thousand as it pertains to the amount crack rocks, a thousand dollars wroth, that can safely be shoved up ones butt to be smuggled accross the boarder. Hott damn id be rich if i was in that business kuz i like to think that i have a bigger bottie than normal people. but yeah I dont even remember a quarter of what happend since them but heres what i do remember.....founders day, gay college test, gf back, using snack pack pudding as cake icing, installing motion detector light but half asssing it, eating whole grain crackers, watchin the kids skydive, starting on girly scrap book of me and my boo(yes I come first kuz im cuter), trying to make padthai's spicy fried rice, Starting to learn how to be a jabbawoockeez soo i can chalenge people on the streets, and yeah theres more but yeah these are some of the things that have been going on, lemme try to explain some of them. FOr The Pudding Icing, I wanted to coat some left over cake with icing but we didnt have any so i used pudding after slowly applying it like i saw on TV which is spinning it as u apply and work from the top to the sides, it came out pretty good but then i froze it and when i tried to eat it the pudding tasted liek cheap chocolate icecream bars, not bad, kuz i ate it any way, bu thten again, ill eat any thing pretty much, come on ur talking about the guy who ate fried chciekn the fell on the floor for a good 5 minutes......proud? maybe...but id like to think of my self as a soul survivor. oo motion detector, soo yeah the House im staying at has no light, i swear if we were in I am Legend the dark seekers would sooo call it home kuz its soo dark, but yeah i brought up a drill from home bought a concreate drill head and hit a problem, I didnt bring the locker tool to tighten the drill head on the dril.....bummer..... soo i improviised using bits of paper and angling the drill head in to the drill it worked but i made a diagnal hole...better than nothing soo i stuffed that with paper and drilled the light in...im sure it will fall off some time in the future but untill then a pat on the back for me Charlie Villa's This Old House. So yeah my woman came back and we pretty much chilled together the whole week and a half she was here its nice having her back we did all sorts of stuff like started on our scrap book....I call it my drama dvd scrap book kuz i always joke and say that me and her are in a korean dramma and shes suppose to leave me soo i can chase after her to the airport and make her run to me...kuz the guy never runs to the girl according to the rules of korean drama...but we added pictures and bought a bunch of stuff luckly hobbie lobby had a 50% off sale, who knew scrapboock stuff is soo freakin expensive, stickers are expensive too, i give new props to teachers now who give out stickers kuz they are crazy expensive, i use to call my teacher a cheapo for giving me a sticker when i was little....sorrry! Oh yeah I wanna start my own crew too I got to see Step It Up II with Kat Fred And His Weirdo Sisters (What kinda sisters hang out with their brothers? weeiiirrrrdddd) but yeah dont mess with dance crews they will fuck u up, they wont shoot u like other gangster crews but they will beat the dookie out of u then moon walk all over ur ass.....id rather be shot then let some one do a victory dance over me.. but with that movie added to the American Best Dance Crew tv show I wanna start to do cool dancin like the JabbaWoockeez, The Jabbs are Better Than the Kabas.....Sorry Kabba Modern but i didtn see u featured in Step It Up II sooo no street cred for u!. But i have come to realize that im too bulky of an asian to do any cool moves soo i dunno ill have to figure something out. Oh founders day was awsome great work to the committeee and their hard work, it went by well, i stole one of the bamboo mats for my scrap boook shhhhhhh, Congrats on my Iota Babies for finnally growing up and jumping wish i could have jumped again it would have been a rush but i remember last time i jumped i made the plane tilt to the side due to my weight :( Gah soo much more to say but i just got side track kuz im playing pokerstars at the same time and i just hit a pair of aces pre flop......raise that shittt! but all said things are looking to wine down for me i should quit eating chicken....its hard.....but i should....

Oh the title was given to me when female bob told me to look for it on u tube who knew i was looking for that song....yes its dirty but arent most asians? My mom told me I cant drink beer yet kuz im not old enough yet, she also told me that any site that says 18 to enter im still not old enough to enter yet. I think the internet is bad for asian parents because my mom thinks shes a doctor now.....making me eat apples and shit ever day :( blah!