Saturday, December 13, 2008
Hit Out Of No Where
Yeah, Wow is all I can say about my situation, the more I think about it the more I can say things wont be the way they use to be no matter what happens and how things go, whats done has been done........Sad this is where the end starts
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Friday, September 5, 2008
Bad Words.....
For Some Reason Iv been Saying Mother Fucker alot.....I blame it on Samuel L J, Sadly when I say it it doesnt sound as cool.......Kat calls me a bitch every day now :( ......Verbal Abuse.....It Hurts.....But I Like It ;)
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Chickity China Da Chinese Chicken
Soooo Yeah I Have To Hide From The Spouses Rents..............They Are Commin Up....Lets see if I can clear out this place and make it look like she only lives here.......lol I feel soo sneaky! Other than that its been pretty lameO boring lately...they pushed me out of the Union and made me walk around looking scary looking up doors.....its fun in a way butttt I prefer to sit on my butt. Seems like norman is startin to pick up again with people moving up, sadly i feel to old now when hanging out with the guys....well physically old but still mentally younger than most of them....its my last year hopefully I can make the most of it while staying on track with school. Apparently my mom says that this year will be a bad luck year for me according to the chinese animal fortune thingy, Hope its not true.
Iv been having weird feelings of wanting to be crazy aggressive lately....like there is a Hulk inside of me trying to get out. I get these usually but I keep it to my self and every few years it builds up and blows up for about 30 to an hours worth of destructive violence....I think its what happens when u ball up every thing that buggs u for so long.... I wonder if it happends to Manatees.......Dang I want a motorcycle now too after getting a ride from a friend going 70 in a residential.............i would surly die if i did get one.......I miss kung pao chicken!
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Why So Sad EVERY ONE!?!?!?!?!
Whys every one so sad lately? They need a bit of Care Bear Charlie Bear Huggin To Cheer THem UP!
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Night Elfs Dont Work For Santa....
Yeah soo I have been hanging out and WoW'n it out lately and i must admit its pretty sad how WoW can take over your life even after you stop playing....I Swear I have like weird WoW dreams where I Go on quest and shizz to get XP....What if life was like a WoW game I think to my self....I would soo totally run around killing animals and stuff to gain XP and accept quest that take me around the world...And yet when i think about it I could be a Hitman and that would be almost the same as WoW but real life, going around the world accepting quest to take out people and then gain XP which i guess would be Experience Points On Killin and then with the money they give u buy weapons and stuff but then again if you died u really couldnt come back to life after ur spirit runs to ur body can u? Ehhhh So I got A Snow Tiger Its Soo Kute! But Its A Bitch Training It To My Level....Thomas has gotten tired of his recent character..probably kuz I totally pwn him when we duel.. and has picked up human mage.....its pretty pathetic that compete against each other on lvling soo we can duel...I just hope i get high enough soo he quits and i can to.
Yeah So i look Like This But Guy Version...
I have also beeen doing currency exchange and yeah i made like 3 grand in like a couple of hours but recently something occured in denmark which made the shares I had in their currency drop soo low right in front of my eyes...within 30 seconds i lost 2.5 grand.... yeah total bummer luckly its not real money yet.
Summers boring now jsut biochem and work and wow blah...If I Was A Rich Girl.....La La La La La La La
Yeah So i look Like This But Guy Version...I have also beeen doing currency exchange and yeah i made like 3 grand in like a couple of hours but recently something occured in denmark which made the shares I had in their currency drop soo low right in front of my eyes...within 30 seconds i lost 2.5 grand.... yeah total bummer luckly its not real money yet.
Summers boring now jsut biochem and work and wow blah...If I Was A Rich Girl.....La La La La La La La
Monday, May 26, 2008
Dogs Like Fried Chicken 2!
So yeah my mom just got a dog...its a mix between a lab and a doberman pinchery or what not...soo for some reason my mom has been like buying churches chicken for the dog like every day because it likes it and if it doesnt get it then it bites her flowers and digs holes in her yard...I didnt know dogs like fried chicken as much as I did....Now i know how to get fried chicken all day every day from my mom ;)...My plan is to bite her flowers and dig up the yard too untill she buys me Churches Fried Chicken....the things you can learn from nature....Save the whales and manatees!, oh and I find nothing wrong with Great Value food.....the name speaks for it self 69cent tuna vs 49cent tuna? aint no competition im savin 20 cents and finding a nickle so I can get a toy from the quarter machine! Well more like " 2 quarter machine" now days...... blah!
Yeah I Want The Little TeaPot In The Middle.....Sucks Its Gonna Take ME Like 5 Dollars Worth of Quarters Till i Get it.....No Turnning Back Now Because Its Now A Game For That Teapot and Losing Is Not An Option!
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
"My Dick Is Big Like Jesus"
Hahahhahaha Dont mind the tittle of this blog kuz i got it from the new Harold and Kumar movie when they were forced to eat a cock meat sandwhich...MmMmMMmM.... and this song by Mickey Avalon "My Dick" played.....
Yeah soo summers beeen.....ehhhhhhhhh.... I didnt get to go on the summer trip with the guys due to timing and well also the bling factor soo i stayed back and worked the usual shift of 5-12 protecting the innocents from the evils that lurk on university student unions... blah... I did have a movie night where i watched scary movies and have come to the conclusion that i really really suck at picking out scary movies...... only 1 out of the threee movies i picked out was some what scary which was da "Ring II"....My woman Meow Meow also came up and visited but too bad because when she did she got sick from me and so the whole time up hea all we did was lay in bed and cared for each other....it was funny how when she first came up i was super sick and he cared for me then when she got my sicknes and went through the same symptoms, i then cared for her. Thoughhhhhhhhhhhhhh My care was alot better kuz she was like ehhh go to sleep and left me for one part of my bodys battle against the foreign invaders.... but we got over it together and when she did she left me again....as usual...she always leaves me.....use me and abuse me....but its okay i like it that way kuz makes me feel like im in some kind of a drama and shes the evil character ;) .........besides that iv been researching currency trading which is the buying and selling of other countries currency....i was suprised at how much money you can make and how it fluctuates in realtime ......like the value can go up and down in seconds.....so far im just practicing and im up a Guap.... also slang for $1000 worth of cocaine.... soo im tryin it out till i get good and maybe start to invest my own cheddah in to it......
Yeah so its sorta lonely in norman during the summer since every one is gone....TI is still up here but hes been on a super Smallville series thing where he started from season one to the current season of 100000 or whatever soo he doesnt count as a hang out buddy kuz hes glued to the tv.
I been hanging out with T Ha for the last couple of weeks and we have been doing abosulutly nothing but wowwwing sighhhh....then he got braces soo T ha is soo uncoool now ;) hahaha jk jk cant be hanging around highschoolers hahahaha jk jk soo yeah i gotta wow now or else hes gonna cry
Yeah soo summers beeen.....ehhhhhhhhh.... I didnt get to go on the summer trip with the guys due to timing and well also the bling factor soo i stayed back and worked the usual shift of 5-12 protecting the innocents from the evils that lurk on university student unions... blah... I did have a movie night where i watched scary movies and have come to the conclusion that i really really suck at picking out scary movies...... only 1 out of the threee movies i picked out was some what scary which was da "Ring II"....My woman Meow Meow also came up and visited but too bad because when she did she got sick from me and so the whole time up hea all we did was lay in bed and cared for each other....it was funny how when she first came up i was super sick and he cared for me then when she got my sicknes and went through the same symptoms, i then cared for her. Thoughhhhhhhhhhhhhh My care was alot better kuz she was like ehhh go to sleep and left me for one part of my bodys battle against the foreign invaders.... but we got over it together and when she did she left me again....as usual...she always leaves me.....use me and abuse me....but its okay i like it that way kuz makes me feel like im in some kind of a drama and shes the evil character ;) .........besides that iv been researching currency trading which is the buying and selling of other countries currency....i was suprised at how much money you can make and how it fluctuates in realtime ......like the value can go up and down in seconds.....so far im just practicing and im up a Guap.... also slang for $1000 worth of cocaine.... soo im tryin it out till i get good and maybe start to invest my own cheddah in to it......
Yeah so its sorta lonely in norman during the summer since every one is gone....TI is still up here but hes been on a super Smallville series thing where he started from season one to the current season of 100000 or whatever soo he doesnt count as a hang out buddy kuz hes glued to the tv.
I been hanging out with T Ha for the last couple of weeks and we have been doing abosulutly nothing but wowwwing sighhhh....then he got braces soo T ha is soo uncoool now ;) hahaha jk jk cant be hanging around highschoolers hahahaha jk jk soo yeah i gotta wow now or else hes gonna cry
Saturday, March 29, 2008
More Manateen (Milk) Please!
Wow I cant believe that the otha day me and Tony had this long conversation on the phone about ordering Manatee Milk and getting it delivered. It started with him calling me for some reason i totally forgot but I answered with my usual phrase "charlies escourt service my I help you" from there on it went on a krazy track of ups and downs and then me giving him 50% off of expired manatee milk that was re pumped back in to manatees through reversal of the milking sucktions. because thats is the procedure is for expired manateee milk...wow well yeah i was about to finish this but something came up....brb
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Suckin On My Titties Like U Wanted Me 2
So yeah its been like an eon since i made wrote on here and already as i type i feel like an old fart writting in a girly pink journal.....you know the one with the little lock and key on it in the shape of a heart ;) ;) ;) .....teeee heeee....so yeah butt load has happend since the last post and for those of you who dont know a butt load is equivllient to a thousand as it pertains to the amount crack rocks, a thousand dollars wroth, that can safely be shoved up ones butt to be smuggled accross the boarder. Hott damn id be rich if i was in that business kuz i like to think that i have a bigger bottie than normal people. but yeah I dont even remember a quarter of what happend since them but heres what i do remember.....founders day, gay college test, gf back, using snack pack pudding as cake icing, installing motion detector light but half asssing it, eating whole grain crackers, watchin the kids skydive, starting on girly scrap book of me and my boo(yes I come first kuz im cuter), trying to make padthai's spicy fried rice, Starting to learn how to be a jabbawoockeez soo i can chalenge people on the streets, and yeah theres more but yeah these are some of the things that have been going on, lemme try to explain some of them. FOr The Pudding Icing, I wanted to coat some left over cake with icing but we didnt have any so i used pudding after slowly applying it like i saw on TV which is spinning it as u apply and work from the top to the sides, it came out pretty good but then i froze it and when i tried to eat it the pudding tasted liek cheap chocolate icecream bars, not bad, kuz i ate it any way, bu thten again, ill eat any thing pretty much, come on ur talking about the guy who ate fried chciekn the fell on the floor for a good 5 minutes......proud? maybe...but id like to think of my self as a soul survivor. oo motion detector, soo yeah the House im staying at has no light, i swear if we were in I am Legend the dark seekers would sooo call it home kuz its soo dark, but yeah i brought up a drill from home bought a concreate drill head and hit a problem, I didnt bring the locker tool to tighten the drill head on the dril.....bummer..... soo i improviised using bits of paper and angling the drill head in to the drill it worked but i made a diagnal hole...better than nothing soo i stuffed that with paper and drilled the light in...im sure it will fall off some time in the future but untill then a pat on the back for me Charlie Villa's This Old House. So yeah my woman came back and we pretty much chilled together the whole week and a half she was here its nice having her back we did all sorts of stuff like started on our scrap book....I call it my drama dvd scrap book kuz i always joke and say that me and her are in a korean dramma and shes suppose to leave me soo i can chase after her to the airport and make her run to me...kuz the guy never runs to the girl according to the rules of korean drama...but we added pictures and bought a bunch of stuff luckly hobbie lobby had a 50% off sale, who knew scrapboock stuff is soo freakin expensive, stickers are expensive too, i give new props to teachers now who give out stickers kuz they are crazy expensive, i use to call my teacher a cheapo for giving me a sticker when i was little....sorrry! Oh yeah I wanna start my own crew too I got to see Step It Up II with Kat Fred And His Weirdo Sisters (What kinda sisters hang out with their brothers? weeiiirrrrdddd) but yeah dont mess with dance crews they will fuck u up, they wont shoot u like other gangster crews but they will beat the dookie out of u then moon walk all over ur ass.....id rather be shot then let some one do a victory dance over me.. but with that movie added to the American Best Dance Crew tv show I wanna start to do cool dancin like the JabbaWoockeez, The Jabbs are Better Than the Kabas.....Sorry Kabba Modern but i didtn see u featured in Step It Up II sooo no street cred for u!. But i have come to realize that im too bulky of an asian to do any cool moves soo i dunno ill have to figure something out. Oh founders day was awsome great work to the committeee and their hard work, it went by well, i stole one of the bamboo mats for my scrap boook shhhhhhh, Congrats on my Iota Babies for finnally growing up and jumping wish i could have jumped again it would have been a rush but i remember last time i jumped i made the plane tilt to the side due to my weight :( Gah soo much more to say but i just got side track kuz im playing pokerstars at the same time and i just hit a pair of aces pre flop......raise that shittt! but all said things are looking to wine down for me i should quit eating chicken....its hard.....but i should....
Oh the title was given to me when female bob told me to look for it on u tube who knew i was looking for that song....yes its dirty but arent most asians? My mom told me I cant drink beer yet kuz im not old enough yet, she also told me that any site that says 18 to enter im still not old enough to enter yet. I think the internet is bad for asian parents because my mom thinks shes a doctor now.....making me eat apples and shit ever day :( blah!
Oh the title was given to me when female bob told me to look for it on u tube who knew i was looking for that song....yes its dirty but arent most asians? My mom told me I cant drink beer yet kuz im not old enough yet, she also told me that any site that says 18 to enter im still not old enough to enter yet. I think the internet is bad for asian parents because my mom thinks shes a doctor now.....making me eat apples and shit ever day :( blah!
Friday, February 1, 2008
When I Walk N 2 Da Club, U Gonna Be Like Daaaammmmmnnnn Thats Hott
Bow Chicka Bow Wow, Is what the farmer said to the cow on their honey moon, but that night he found that you gotta literally buy the cow b4 u get sum milk. So yeah thats the story that the ghost told me the other night, such a nice fairy tale it almost made me want to get jiggy wit it like chapelle when he dresses up like tyrome biggums.... sigh how i missed the days Mr Chappelle would make shows kuz they were soooooooo mutha freakin funny and racist in a good educational way that yeah it made my day. So yeah My house that i currently live in is Haunted....its true now.... Us veits have a saying that when u sleep and u wake up and cant move ur body at all...its a sign that a ghost is sitting on u to do who knows what....either choke u to death or steal ur sperm if ur a suckubuss.....the medieval demon that has crazy sex with men to steal their soldiers and their soul.....i doubt its that one kuz like i still wake up, so it must be the one that tries to suffocate me. yeah soo 2 nights ago i wake up and iw as liek shit, i cant move and i need to peee,,,,,freakin damn ghost be doing this shit again... ims tarting to get use to it so i went back to sleep and was hopping the ghost would finish and i would go pee later, well i woke up agian that night and lifted up my arm to do a check 1 2 check and i lifted it for about8 inches (whiich happens to be the same size as my special member rounded to 1 sigfig) and from there it went limp....fucker ghost did it again....gah damn....and i realy had to pee! I know when i need to pee too kuz like in the middle of my action packed dream of like doing kung fu and shit i will stop in a restroom and star tto pee....at that point i have exactly 3 seconds to realize it and wake up or else i wet my bed...sad i know but even heros gotta pee too...and sadly i have neglected the clue and u know....awarm mess to clean up......blahhhh but yeah I thapend 4 times that night where ghost tried to steal my soul and like not let me move and shit, i dont mind it u know ill just go back to sleep and let them do their thing but please dont haunt me when i need to peee. thats a big no no kuz thats when i pull out jesus figuries and holy water and holy salt and holy chalk and holy cool aid and holy doritos out to get u demons out.....i dont want no beef u know i know ghsot are bored and they need to do their thing too soo i let them but when u hold me back from peeing and shit thats a big no no. So yes charlie is nice to every one even ghost but he does have his limits is the story to take home.
So yeah like i dunnno tony totally destroyed my dreams of being a doctor with his seminar but its cool..it was like my family procelinn bear was already broken and then he had to come by and do a mexican dance on it to squish the pieces in to un recognizable powder lol...im kidding it was a good seminar and i liked it, I just dunno if im willing to put that time out to be a doctor when i can just marry one...lol shortest way to get from cali to new yourk isnt flying its teleporting and thats what i believe in ;) man my tony has grown soo much, I can actually say Tony is a roll model for me soo many different sides of him all packed n one....hes gonan do awsome in teh future I can see it....me how ever.,...lol if your readin this oprah answer my calls! i dont want ur money lol hahahhahahaha gah so yeah big bang they arent that bad of a korean boy band...sad that i cant be in one kuz then i would have to find a bunch of guys my size to look some what okay but then it would look like a walmart ad for plus size clothes music video haha but yeah i waited for like 30 mins infront of the deli part of walmart for them to fry up soem chicken kuz they were out lucky me i got the first batch and ate like 4 pieces on my way home and my house is like 5 mins away from walmart so that means i ate a piece a min which sounds crazy but it was true lol all while i was driving.
Yeah so im thinking of building a quad core computer..... to make my ultimate desktop...i blame it on H to the Uuuueeee kuz he made a good comment that i watch movies while i do homework and soo now i want to make a computer good enough to support two 22 inch LCD monitors one for busines and one for pleasure ;) ;) ;) ;) hahah really all i need is to get a mother bored combo and a graphics card and ill just use the same case. gah ultimate deskto....im looking to spend 5 bills yeah sounds good to me and maybe a bill on 200 pc fried chicekn from walmart gah dang its good when its hot.....heart attack here i come!.
Finnally I am the hottest sibling in my family no contest now kuz my middle sister just chopped her finger off..... yeah soo now she loses kuz of freakish deformities...GO ME! welland my little sister.....she oses kuz well yeah mucho grande lol nothing else to say.
Lol Gah BC im short a beanie now! blah but things i do for my crazy alco-poko-holic big.
And sigh...Kake Face Aka Kat AKA Big Butt Aka Koreakin Poop is going psycho....it scares me when she txt me and is like OMG im gonna rip my hair out jsut kuz some ones doing laundry blahhh ripp any thing off but hair please im quite fond of the sun silk flavor hair she has lol. And yes my relation ship with Kat is a Korean Futurisitic Drama/ Action Adventure/ Martialarts/ With An Added taste of Thriller and Beat It From Michael Jackson....if only i was big ballin and couldfly over i would and eat the ravioli too but i cant kuz i can get ravioli here so no need to go there SUCKAAAAAA!!!!!! Blah Chika Blah BLah
So yeah like i dunnno tony totally destroyed my dreams of being a doctor with his seminar but its cool..it was like my family procelinn bear was already broken and then he had to come by and do a mexican dance on it to squish the pieces in to un recognizable powder lol...im kidding it was a good seminar and i liked it, I just dunno if im willing to put that time out to be a doctor when i can just marry one...lol shortest way to get from cali to new yourk isnt flying its teleporting and thats what i believe in ;) man my tony has grown soo much, I can actually say Tony is a roll model for me soo many different sides of him all packed n one....hes gonan do awsome in teh future I can see it....me how ever.,...lol if your readin this oprah answer my calls! i dont want ur money lol hahahhahahaha gah so yeah big bang they arent that bad of a korean boy band...sad that i cant be in one kuz then i would have to find a bunch of guys my size to look some what okay but then it would look like a walmart ad for plus size clothes music video haha but yeah i waited for like 30 mins infront of the deli part of walmart for them to fry up soem chicken kuz they were out lucky me i got the first batch and ate like 4 pieces on my way home and my house is like 5 mins away from walmart so that means i ate a piece a min which sounds crazy but it was true lol all while i was driving.
Yeah so im thinking of building a quad core computer..... to make my ultimate desktop...i blame it on H to the Uuuueeee kuz he made a good comment that i watch movies while i do homework and soo now i want to make a computer good enough to support two 22 inch LCD monitors one for busines and one for pleasure ;) ;) ;) ;) hahah really all i need is to get a mother bored combo and a graphics card and ill just use the same case. gah ultimate deskto....im looking to spend 5 bills yeah sounds good to me and maybe a bill on 200 pc fried chicekn from walmart gah dang its good when its hot.....heart attack here i come!.
Finnally I am the hottest sibling in my family no contest now kuz my middle sister just chopped her finger off..... yeah soo now she loses kuz of freakish deformities...GO ME! welland my little sister.....she oses kuz well yeah mucho grande lol nothing else to say.
Lol Gah BC im short a beanie now! blah but things i do for my crazy alco-poko-holic big.
And sigh...Kake Face Aka Kat AKA Big Butt Aka Koreakin Poop is going psycho....it scares me when she txt me and is like OMG im gonna rip my hair out jsut kuz some ones doing laundry blahhh ripp any thing off but hair please im quite fond of the sun silk flavor hair she has lol. And yes my relation ship with Kat is a Korean Futurisitic Drama/ Action Adventure/ Martialarts/ With An Added taste of Thriller and Beat It From Michael Jackson....if only i was big ballin and couldfly over i would and eat the ravioli too but i cant kuz i can get ravioli here so no need to go there SUCKAAAAAA!!!!!! Blah Chika Blah BLah
Friday, January 25, 2008
Skanky Trolls Tryin To Flow
Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn My dreams are getting butt crazy, and realistc. I use to just have like crazy dreams that were crazy cray like i am superman type weird dreams, now days my dreams ahve been getting realistic to where when i wake up i try to find things that i place in my dream. So like last night I dreamed that like Juli and Ti were in the back yard and they had a gun and they were just shooting it for fun, they then let me try to shoot it and left, and then the next thing i know my back yard happend to be a play ground for little kids, well suddenly these bad white guys start to come and tyr to kid nap the kids and then i tried to stop them and tell the kids to run into the house, i shot the dudes to by time for the kids to come in the house but it wasnt enough next thing i know i was running away form them around the house like a little girl...gahhh...im even chicken in my dreams which is pathetic....but like yeah i stoped the dudes and the next thing i know cops came in and i hit the floor and tried to explain i was protecting the kids...they then let me go....i woke up and found a lolipop on my desk that said thank you......i dunno who gave it to me but it wasnt any one that was at the house when i woke up soo thats kinda crazy well at least to me....maybe im getting drugged up or something....a sleep walking druggy? blah....but yeah I had another dream this dream i was walking and Jim was sleeping and he left the door open, soo i closed it so he can sleep plus im loud, but while i was closing the door i smelt something nasty and it was very stinky, i was like man menta note tell Huong to tell Jim to shower kuz hes stinky.....and then i woke up and smelled the same smell. Apparently Huongles burned some eggs and the smell went to my room and in to my noose pass my boogers and in to my brain where it was them dissassembled and reassembled in to my dream....but yeah tell jim to shower any way ;)........ then then then then then Now im freaked kuz like apparently we have ghost in our house that try to suffocate us when we sleep.....this could explain my sleep apnea...maybe the ghost isnt heavy enough to suffocate me or something.... but yeah my boo Kat has been a big doookie head lately......scandalous too...she never answers me any more or even talks to me she tells me im ugly and that im a 2 on a 10 scale....thats so impossible kuz like a 2 is pretty much hit with the ugly stick then pusshed off a ledge in to a cactus pit...but whatever..... Id rather be ugly in her eyes kuz she really does have bad taste in dudes....every dude shes ever picked out and said is hot has been like butt ugly......which makes me hottttt if she thinks im ugly..go me!
Yeha so i found out the fastest way to my heard is fried chicken...Ronny brought me some friend chicken yesterday and yeah i fell in love...gah im so week for chicken, then BC came up and brought me fries...all of which were eatin by BJ grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr but its coo its coo afterwards i went home and made my self rice and shrimp.
Oh dang I Freakin made a bamboo bow and arrow tooo gah im soo bad asss and like i can totally shooot stuf with it, the power of Youtube at work is infinite, it took me about 2 hours to make it and shes a beaut. Next up on my agenda i smakin a japanese war flag and maybe a samurai armor.... it sucks being broke kuz then you have to use ur imagination and be like martha stewart and make shit from stuff around the house.....
Oh and kat....I WInnn not you....got that ntoe in a jar today...
Yeha so i found out the fastest way to my heard is fried chicken...Ronny brought me some friend chicken yesterday and yeah i fell in love...gah im so week for chicken, then BC came up and brought me fries...all of which were eatin by BJ grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr but its coo its coo afterwards i went home and made my self rice and shrimp.
Oh dang I Freakin made a bamboo bow and arrow tooo gah im soo bad asss and like i can totally shooot stuf with it, the power of Youtube at work is infinite, it took me about 2 hours to make it and shes a beaut. Next up on my agenda i smakin a japanese war flag and maybe a samurai armor.... it sucks being broke kuz then you have to use ur imagination and be like martha stewart and make shit from stuff around the house.....
Oh and kat....I WInnn not you....got that ntoe in a jar today...
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Pardon Your Bed Side Manners
Wow soo yeah its be like what a week since iv written on this blog thingy and yeah I can say im already kinda getting bored of it, kuz i doubt any one can really read what i write and understand it kuz i just write the way i think which is pretty much an never ending run on sentence. So yeah last night was like blah...you know how hard it is to wrap 2 matrises in plastic tarp? well its freakin hard kuz like the tape wouldtn stick soo i had to pretty much wrap it and then run around in circles taping it at like 4 in the morning, why you ask? maybe this line will answer this question "love is blind" lol yeah soo it took me forever to get that shit wrapped i even cut my self while doing it but no biggie ill say i got in a gang fight or something and some one slashed me which adds to my street credentials :) wut wut jigga wut. I have a tendency to get really really angry and stressed and helpless when I see a big pile of clothes, see last night I tried to look for something in my closet and like some clothes fell on me I HATE IT WHEN CLOTHES FALL ON ME so i got pissed and liek took every thing and threw it out of my closet and i swear it was a pile waist high of clothes and junk.....that just made me more angry i swear i would just snap if i could i would jus tlight those clothes and clean up the ashes.....but i didtn i finnally got it all back in after about an hour and it sucked. SO yeah then i had to wake up for church today, I didnt know what to wear and soo I got into the mood to dress up for church today I wore a freakin suite to look like a mafia dude, well sorta more like Justin Timber lake black on white on black man I looked hot and it wasnt just me that thought it, Mom said all these ladies be callin tellin her that I was looking good today and that there are daughters waiting for charlie when he becomes old enough...go me! the power of sexy! hahah but i wouldnt do that kuz i have a boo miss crazy stingy kat sigh...sigh if you were only the psycho i thought u were....I really wanted a stalker in my life lol.
So yeah the first week of school was okay I hate my MWF they suck so bad im at school like for ever......so yeah 17 cred this semester and no more fuck ups please, but froget schoooooooooooooollllll im gonna win the lottery and then go fly my self to a jungle to find a lost tribe and go live with them while the money is racking up intrest and ill have an occasional cargo box of snack food and fried chicken dropped of in the jungle for me .I would so love to go live in one of those tribes kuz all u do is hunt have fun and hunt and have fun forget life now days where you get fucked, proper fucked, and u dont get crap kuz all you is work work work work and work more. and blahhhh to that ^_^ man I soo wish i had a freakin transformer that would be awsome hed be my best buddy. but yeah soooo im sitting here watching snatched now and i have totally lost my train of thought, Pikas are awsome i wish i could talk like them, Snatch is soo much better than Mulan II.......hate to say it....I told u so Kat.... boring webber.....
So yeah the first week of school was okay I hate my MWF they suck so bad im at school like for ever......so yeah 17 cred this semester and no more fuck ups please, but froget schoooooooooooooollllll im gonna win the lottery and then go fly my self to a jungle to find a lost tribe and go live with them while the money is racking up intrest and ill have an occasional cargo box of snack food and fried chicken dropped of in the jungle for me .I would so love to go live in one of those tribes kuz all u do is hunt have fun and hunt and have fun forget life now days where you get fucked, proper fucked, and u dont get crap kuz all you is work work work work and work more. and blahhhh to that ^_^ man I soo wish i had a freakin transformer that would be awsome hed be my best buddy. but yeah soooo im sitting here watching snatched now and i have totally lost my train of thought, Pikas are awsome i wish i could talk like them, Snatch is soo much better than Mulan II.......hate to say it....I told u so Kat.... boring webber.....
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Ching A Ling Pack Wit Much Ding A Ling
Yeah soooooooooooooooooooo before I start about my bizzzznezzzzzz end I gotta talk about the movie PS I LOVE YOU to retaliate to my booooo. The movie was really really not so good, for those of you that like fruit flavored pop tarts, this movie might b4 u kuz its dry like eating card board and its got a micro thin layer of jelly flavoring. The Micro thin layer of sweet jelly part was due to the fact that the main dude that dies is actually King Leonidas from freakin 300! Mr Sexy Abs Galor Gerard Butler!!! Yes ill admit that its gay that it was the the only reason im excited for the movie but hey he freakin killed like 999,992 persians himself and left the other 8 for the other 299 spartans, soo you know gotta give out mad props out for that. And yeah I was diss a pointed that he had to get average looking for this role, but i guess its easier to get fatter than skinner. BUt yeah the movie was just boring after that and kinda freaky at parts....tho I cannot say any more than that kuz i did not finish it, my boo has weird tates in movies soo BEWARE when u watch it i think id rather see JUNO or some old reruns of PowerRangers In Space lol.
Now back 2 my stuffffffffffff kuz this is why ur here right? to read about lil ol me kuz i sum how got stuck in your little space time continuummmm. Well yesterday was T Has B day and also His and Mels house warming party kuz they just got a new place that for sum reason tries to suffocate people that stay in it for too long through releasing of mold spores. I had fun I got him a little lotus fountain to freakin add feng shi points to the house and also a bottle of crown it was good seeing the guys again since iv missed them all over the break and it was just me and my hand at night and stuff but i guess it could be worse, it could have just been me kuz i had my hand chopped off tryin to give a tune up to the families 14th century guillotine. Yeah soo we tried to make some crown and strawberry fanta...ill tell u that it doesnt taste good so dont do that...then we added coke to it to hide the nasty flavor but that didnt work either...by then I had already sipped too much and was turning red and getting int o my happy mode. Something I noticed....if you cook hambergerpatties in a George forearm grill it looks like sausage patties in the end....Thats weird to me kuz i felt like i was eating sausage burgers....but yeah i saw H to the Bui again that night missed that foool like chinese food misses MSG, He looked like one of my bros Tan when he came in kuz of his new specticles and also kuz he didnt say any thing and kept a straight face but it was fun none the less once we got him to take a couple of drank dranks. Ronny hahah funny lil mr Baby bear always starts doing weird dances and raps when hes drunk and BJ was just wanting to play DBZ on the wiiii which is pretty darn fun but it started to suck because for some reason i couldnt shoot my kamehameha fire ball. So over all it was a okay party what sucked is when i had to wake up for church the next day.
Church was gay as usual just our priest saying jibberish to me in viet kuz i dun understand it very well and then i think i dozed off a couple of times but caught my self before i started to snore. then we had our usual snack time and drank drank time and it was over. Then we ate pho that my mom cooked which is aiight then me and my dad tried to change the spark plugs for my benzo and wasnt succesfull kuz we couldnt find out where the damn holes for them were blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. After that i left and went home and cut down bambo stalks to begin mybambooo bow and arrow project. its alot harder than u think to cut bambooo down and then clean it to be straight i think i got like a butt load of splinters from it. Why am i doing this u ask? I dunno I tend to like being able to know I have above average survival skills if i was left alone in the woods or the jungle or even left by my self in a zombie or dark seeker infested city. Yeah most people are like ur stupid and stuff but just wait.......when all goes wrong we will see who they go to thats prepared for majore shit to occure ;) ;) ;) ;) ....... Yeah soo I do admit if I was stuck in the situation similar to I AM LEGEND id prollie have a kick ass time chillin during the day and nuke'n at night.
Oh and to start dramma, kuz thats how i do ^_^, yeah, you know who, went on a date last night and left me all by my lonesome self on aim and the whole time i cried and cried and cried but what can i do kuz according to happy relationships for dummies,when u diggin someone alot u gotta let them go so they do their thing and not let them feel caged i guess.... so i guess i did hope she had tons of fun eating stinky kim chi blah ;) but what evs u know I rank higher than her on the hot or not scale any way ehehehheheheheheheheh im soo gonna get it for that comment.
Now back 2 my stuffffffffffff kuz this is why ur here right? to read about lil ol me kuz i sum how got stuck in your little space time continuummmm. Well yesterday was T Has B day and also His and Mels house warming party kuz they just got a new place that for sum reason tries to suffocate people that stay in it for too long through releasing of mold spores. I had fun I got him a little lotus fountain to freakin add feng shi points to the house and also a bottle of crown it was good seeing the guys again since iv missed them all over the break and it was just me and my hand at night and stuff but i guess it could be worse, it could have just been me kuz i had my hand chopped off tryin to give a tune up to the families 14th century guillotine. Yeah soo we tried to make some crown and strawberry fanta...ill tell u that it doesnt taste good so dont do that...then we added coke to it to hide the nasty flavor but that didnt work either...by then I had already sipped too much and was turning red and getting int o my happy mode. Something I noticed....if you cook hambergerpatties in a George forearm grill it looks like sausage patties in the end....Thats weird to me kuz i felt like i was eating sausage burgers....but yeah i saw H to the Bui again that night missed that foool like chinese food misses MSG, He looked like one of my bros Tan when he came in kuz of his new specticles and also kuz he didnt say any thing and kept a straight face but it was fun none the less once we got him to take a couple of drank dranks. Ronny hahah funny lil mr Baby bear always starts doing weird dances and raps when hes drunk and BJ was just wanting to play DBZ on the wiiii which is pretty darn fun but it started to suck because for some reason i couldnt shoot my kamehameha fire ball. So over all it was a okay party what sucked is when i had to wake up for church the next day.
Church was gay as usual just our priest saying jibberish to me in viet kuz i dun understand it very well and then i think i dozed off a couple of times but caught my self before i started to snore. then we had our usual snack time and drank drank time and it was over. Then we ate pho that my mom cooked which is aiight then me and my dad tried to change the spark plugs for my benzo and wasnt succesfull kuz we couldnt find out where the damn holes for them were blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. After that i left and went home and cut down bambo stalks to begin mybambooo bow and arrow project. its alot harder than u think to cut bambooo down and then clean it to be straight i think i got like a butt load of splinters from it. Why am i doing this u ask? I dunno I tend to like being able to know I have above average survival skills if i was left alone in the woods or the jungle or even left by my self in a zombie or dark seeker infested city. Yeah most people are like ur stupid and stuff but just wait.......when all goes wrong we will see who they go to thats prepared for majore shit to occure ;) ;) ;) ;) ....... Yeah soo I do admit if I was stuck in the situation similar to I AM LEGEND id prollie have a kick ass time chillin during the day and nuke'n at night.
Oh and to start dramma, kuz thats how i do ^_^, yeah, you know who, went on a date last night and left me all by my lonesome self on aim and the whole time i cried and cried and cried but what can i do kuz according to happy relationships for dummies,when u diggin someone alot u gotta let them go so they do their thing and not let them feel caged i guess.... so i guess i did hope she had tons of fun eating stinky kim chi blah ;) but what evs u know I rank higher than her on the hot or not scale any way ehehehheheheheheheheh im soo gonna get it for that comment.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
ComeBack To OOOO Boy You Better Recognize By Big Butt
Uh, Correction roach head liked u, u knew it, and u buy him a shirt, from abercrombie.....so freakkin not fair....and.....the name of the game is "I win" so I win....sorry hun, sorry to bust ur bubble but yes girls do fart as well.....i caught u couple of times.....so sad.....and yes it was grosss.....no way u can convince me that was flowers.....but tu est still mi amor.... lucky i use to work in the hospital :)
ComeBack To Charlie Is Gay By Fruit Cake Face
First of all NO! people aint gonna know how u izzz from ur first post soo Peoples of da world yes she is a drunk and a crazie partier take my word for it.
Second I didnt get caught kuz im too smooth that if i didnt wanna get caught i wouldnt kuz im a G, I freakin told her and dis be a girl who is like a friend that i went to go eat with casual food and what not. But Herrrrrr on the other hand confessed to actin all hoochie
and secretlyt having meeting with sum dude name roach head, yeah weird name but it translates to taht for some reason, hes prollieweird looking, I perosnally liekd carrot boy better kuz his face would turn carrot color wen he drank....but not the point.... she be havin encoutners with this dude across korea and she knows he be diggin her but oh well its cooool what ever u know Aint no shame in my game soo she didi that first hence fair game to me so blah to ur mah! heheh i still love u tho but some times u just 2 scandalous........
Second I didnt get caught kuz im too smooth that if i didnt wanna get caught i wouldnt kuz im a G, I freakin told her and dis be a girl who is like a friend that i went to go eat with casual food and what not. But Herrrrrr on the other hand confessed to actin all hoochie
and secretlyt having meeting with sum dude name roach head, yeah weird name but it translates to taht for some reason, hes prollieweird looking, I perosnally liekd carrot boy better kuz his face would turn carrot color wen he drank....but not the point.... she be havin encoutners with this dude across korea and she knows he be diggin her but oh well its cooool what ever u know Aint no shame in my game soo she didi that first hence fair game to me so blah to ur mah! heheh i still love u tho but some times u just 2 scandalous........
Drammmaaaaaaa
Im a true believer in livin your life and not watchin other peoples lives, yeah im talkin about reality tv shows and freakin korean dramma, omg, this shit will steal ur life away like playing world of war craft on freakin home made crack cocaine. yeah i said it, F those who play WOW kuz they can play for it and i cant...tears from my eyes like the rain drops from the sky...blah.... so back to dramma yeah my woman Kat Dizzle always be tryin to start korean dramma, yeah she cant help it due to biological reason but hey some times u just gotta not start stuff kuz like J lo said "my love dont cost a thang" which it doesnt, yes i might like chicken here and there as payment for a good sensual seduction but hey I dont want junk in my trunk when the funk be smellin like a drunk, you know wha ti mean?
Well yeah dis b my first blog, er, I dnt blieve in grammer, kuz where b from we dont get good imported engrish teachers from the states soo yeah I guess im a rebble wit out no grammer bounderies plus I type a weird way where i only use one finga from my right nand and 3 from my left..........yeah so dont freakin com plain.
Oh yeah i gotta give a shout out for my bros tanweeezy and tell him that man some times when life gives u lemons make freakin fried chicken any way. and a shot out to B sizzle who is freakin crazy and i hope he freakin finds a woman to take him away from poker kuz poker......well pokers just sad id rather him play wow....while listing to hoodoo shiiizzzz kuz that how he be rollin. and if my woman be reading stop startin junk gahhhhhh why u be like that u know u my boo kuz im a foo but u got me some nice shooooooes ;)
Well yeah dis b my first blog, er, I dnt blieve in grammer, kuz where b from we dont get good imported engrish teachers from the states soo yeah I guess im a rebble wit out no grammer bounderies plus I type a weird way where i only use one finga from my right nand and 3 from my left..........yeah so dont freakin com plain.
Oh yeah i gotta give a shout out for my bros tanweeezy and tell him that man some times when life gives u lemons make freakin fried chicken any way. and a shot out to B sizzle who is freakin crazy and i hope he freakin finds a woman to take him away from poker kuz poker......well pokers just sad id rather him play wow....while listing to hoodoo shiiizzzz kuz that how he be rollin. and if my woman be reading stop startin junk gahhhhhh why u be like that u know u my boo kuz im a foo but u got me some nice shooooooes ;)
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