Monday, May 26, 2008

Dogs Like Fried Chicken 2!


So yeah my mom just got a dog...its a mix between a lab and a doberman pinchery or what not...soo for some reason my mom has been like buying churches chicken for the dog like every day because it likes it and if it doesnt get it then it bites her flowers and digs holes in her yard...I didnt know dogs like fried chicken as much as I did....Now i know how to get fried chicken all day every day from my mom ;)...My plan is to bite her flowers and dig up the yard too untill she buys me Churches Fried Chicken....the things you can learn from nature....Save the whales and manatees!, oh and I find nothing wrong with Great Value food.....the name speaks for it self 69cent tuna vs 49cent tuna? aint no competition im savin 20 cents and finding a nickle so I can get a toy from the quarter machine! Well more like " 2 quarter machine" now days...... blah!


Yeah I Want The Little TeaPot In The Middle.....Sucks Its Gonna Take ME Like 5 Dollars Worth of Quarters Till i Get it.....No Turnning Back Now Because Its Now A Game For That Teapot and Losing Is Not An Option!

Sunday, May 25, 2008


I just got this shirt kuz it made me giggle.
Hey So Yeah Asian People Name There Dogs "Lucky" I I ntoiced that most asian people, if they have a dog, name it "Lucky".....Mainly Viet peeps....I think its kuz the dog is lucky we didnt eat it...sad..but true.....I keeps it real, even if yo momma wears a grill.....

Thursday, May 22, 2008

"My Dick Is Big Like Jesus"

Hahahhahaha Dont mind the tittle of this blog kuz i got it from the new Harold and Kumar movie when they were forced to eat a cock meat sandwhich...MmMmMMmM.... and this song by Mickey Avalon "My Dick" played.....


Yeah soo summers beeen.....ehhhhhhhhh.... I didnt get to go on the summer trip with the guys due to timing and well also the bling factor soo i stayed back and worked the usual shift of 5-12 protecting the innocents from the evils that lurk on university student unions... blah... I did have a movie night where i watched scary movies and have come to the conclusion that i really really suck at picking out scary movies...... only 1 out of the threee movies i picked out was some what scary which was da "Ring II"....My woman Meow Meow also came up and visited but too bad because when she did she got sick from me and so the whole time up hea all we did was lay in bed and cared for each other....it was funny how when she first came up i was super sick and he cared for me then when she got my sicknes and went through the same symptoms, i then cared for her. Thoughhhhhhhhhhhhhh My care was alot better kuz she was like ehhh go to sleep and left me for one part of my bodys battle against the foreign invaders.... but we got over it together and when she did she left me again....as usual...she always leaves me.....use me and abuse me....but its okay i like it that way kuz makes me feel like im in some kind of a drama and shes the evil character ;) .........besides that iv been researching currency trading which is the buying and selling of other countries currency....i was suprised at how much money you can make and how it fluctuates in realtime ......like the value can go up and down in seconds.....so far im just practicing and im up a Guap.... also slang for $1000 worth of cocaine.... soo im tryin it out till i get good and maybe start to invest my own cheddah in to it......

Yeah so its sorta lonely in norman during the summer since every one is gone....TI is still up here but hes been on a super Smallville series thing where he started from season one to the current season of 100000 or whatever soo he doesnt count as a hang out buddy kuz hes glued to the tv.
I been hanging out with T Ha for the last couple of weeks and we have been doing abosulutly nothing but wowwwing sighhhh....then he got braces soo T ha is soo uncoool now ;) hahaha jk jk cant be hanging around highschoolers hahahaha jk jk soo yeah i gotta wow now or else hes gonna cry