Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn My dreams are getting butt crazy, and realistc. I use to just have like crazy dreams that were crazy cray like i am superman type weird dreams, now days my dreams ahve been getting realistic to where when i wake up i try to find things that i place in my dream. So like last night I dreamed that like Juli and Ti were in the back yard and they had a gun and they were just shooting it for fun, they then let me try to shoot it and left, and then the next thing i know my back yard happend to be a play ground for little kids, well suddenly these bad white guys start to come and tyr to kid nap the kids and then i tried to stop them and tell the kids to run into the house, i shot the dudes to by time for the kids to come in the house but it wasnt enough next thing i know i was running away form them around the house like a little girl...gahhh...im even chicken in my dreams which is pathetic....but like yeah i stoped the dudes and the next thing i know cops came in and i hit the floor and tried to explain i was protecting the kids...they then let me go....i woke up and found a lolipop on my desk that said thank you......i dunno who gave it to me but it wasnt any one that was at the house when i woke up soo thats kinda crazy well at least to me....maybe im getting drugged up or something....a sleep walking druggy? blah....but yeah I had another dream this dream i was walking and Jim was sleeping and he left the door open, soo i closed it so he can sleep plus im loud, but while i was closing the door i smelt something nasty and it was very stinky, i was like man menta note tell Huong to tell Jim to shower kuz hes stinky.....and then i woke up and smelled the same smell. Apparently Huongles burned some eggs and the smell went to my room and in to my noose pass my boogers and in to my brain where it was them dissassembled and reassembled in to my dream....but yeah tell jim to shower any way ;)........ then then then then then Now im freaked kuz like apparently we have ghost in our house that try to suffocate us when we sleep.....this could explain my sleep apnea...maybe the ghost isnt heavy enough to suffocate me or something.... but yeah my boo Kat has been a big doookie head lately......scandalous too...she never answers me any more or even talks to me she tells me im ugly and that im a 2 on a 10 scale....thats so impossible kuz like a 2 is pretty much hit with the ugly stick then pusshed off a ledge in to a cactus pit...but whatever..... Id rather be ugly in her eyes kuz she really does have bad taste in dudes....every dude shes ever picked out and said is hot has been like butt ugly......which makes me hottttt if she thinks im ugly..go me!
Yeha so i found out the fastest way to my heard is fried chicken...Ronny brought me some friend chicken yesterday and yeah i fell in love...gah im so week for chicken, then BC came up and brought me fries...all of which were eatin by BJ grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr but its coo its coo afterwards i went home and made my self rice and shrimp.
Oh dang I Freakin made a bamboo bow and arrow tooo gah im soo bad asss and like i can totally shooot stuf with it, the power of Youtube at work is infinite, it took me about 2 hours to make it and shes a beaut. Next up on my agenda i smakin a japanese war flag and maybe a samurai armor.... it sucks being broke kuz then you have to use ur imagination and be like martha stewart and make shit from stuff around the house.....
Oh and kat....I WInnn not you....got that ntoe in a jar today...
Friday, January 25, 2008
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Pardon Your Bed Side Manners
Wow soo yeah its be like what a week since iv written on this blog thingy and yeah I can say im already kinda getting bored of it, kuz i doubt any one can really read what i write and understand it kuz i just write the way i think which is pretty much an never ending run on sentence. So yeah last night was like blah...you know how hard it is to wrap 2 matrises in plastic tarp? well its freakin hard kuz like the tape wouldtn stick soo i had to pretty much wrap it and then run around in circles taping it at like 4 in the morning, why you ask? maybe this line will answer this question "love is blind" lol yeah soo it took me forever to get that shit wrapped i even cut my self while doing it but no biggie ill say i got in a gang fight or something and some one slashed me which adds to my street credentials :) wut wut jigga wut. I have a tendency to get really really angry and stressed and helpless when I see a big pile of clothes, see last night I tried to look for something in my closet and like some clothes fell on me I HATE IT WHEN CLOTHES FALL ON ME so i got pissed and liek took every thing and threw it out of my closet and i swear it was a pile waist high of clothes and junk.....that just made me more angry i swear i would just snap if i could i would jus tlight those clothes and clean up the ashes.....but i didtn i finnally got it all back in after about an hour and it sucked. SO yeah then i had to wake up for church today, I didnt know what to wear and soo I got into the mood to dress up for church today I wore a freakin suite to look like a mafia dude, well sorta more like Justin Timber lake black on white on black man I looked hot and it wasnt just me that thought it, Mom said all these ladies be callin tellin her that I was looking good today and that there are daughters waiting for charlie when he becomes old enough...go me! the power of sexy! hahah but i wouldnt do that kuz i have a boo miss crazy stingy kat sigh...sigh if you were only the psycho i thought u were....I really wanted a stalker in my life lol.
So yeah the first week of school was okay I hate my MWF they suck so bad im at school like for ever......so yeah 17 cred this semester and no more fuck ups please, but froget schoooooooooooooollllll im gonna win the lottery and then go fly my self to a jungle to find a lost tribe and go live with them while the money is racking up intrest and ill have an occasional cargo box of snack food and fried chicken dropped of in the jungle for me .I would so love to go live in one of those tribes kuz all u do is hunt have fun and hunt and have fun forget life now days where you get fucked, proper fucked, and u dont get crap kuz all you is work work work work and work more. and blahhhh to that ^_^ man I soo wish i had a freakin transformer that would be awsome hed be my best buddy. but yeah soooo im sitting here watching snatched now and i have totally lost my train of thought, Pikas are awsome i wish i could talk like them, Snatch is soo much better than Mulan II.......hate to say it....I told u so Kat.... boring webber.....
So yeah the first week of school was okay I hate my MWF they suck so bad im at school like for ever......so yeah 17 cred this semester and no more fuck ups please, but froget schoooooooooooooollllll im gonna win the lottery and then go fly my self to a jungle to find a lost tribe and go live with them while the money is racking up intrest and ill have an occasional cargo box of snack food and fried chicken dropped of in the jungle for me .I would so love to go live in one of those tribes kuz all u do is hunt have fun and hunt and have fun forget life now days where you get fucked, proper fucked, and u dont get crap kuz all you is work work work work and work more. and blahhhh to that ^_^ man I soo wish i had a freakin transformer that would be awsome hed be my best buddy. but yeah soooo im sitting here watching snatched now and i have totally lost my train of thought, Pikas are awsome i wish i could talk like them, Snatch is soo much better than Mulan II.......hate to say it....I told u so Kat.... boring webber.....
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Ching A Ling Pack Wit Much Ding A Ling
Yeah soooooooooooooooooooo before I start about my bizzzznezzzzzz end I gotta talk about the movie PS I LOVE YOU to retaliate to my booooo. The movie was really really not so good, for those of you that like fruit flavored pop tarts, this movie might b4 u kuz its dry like eating card board and its got a micro thin layer of jelly flavoring. The Micro thin layer of sweet jelly part was due to the fact that the main dude that dies is actually King Leonidas from freakin 300! Mr Sexy Abs Galor Gerard Butler!!! Yes ill admit that its gay that it was the the only reason im excited for the movie but hey he freakin killed like 999,992 persians himself and left the other 8 for the other 299 spartans, soo you know gotta give out mad props out for that. And yeah I was diss a pointed that he had to get average looking for this role, but i guess its easier to get fatter than skinner. BUt yeah the movie was just boring after that and kinda freaky at parts....tho I cannot say any more than that kuz i did not finish it, my boo has weird tates in movies soo BEWARE when u watch it i think id rather see JUNO or some old reruns of PowerRangers In Space lol.
Now back 2 my stuffffffffffff kuz this is why ur here right? to read about lil ol me kuz i sum how got stuck in your little space time continuummmm. Well yesterday was T Has B day and also His and Mels house warming party kuz they just got a new place that for sum reason tries to suffocate people that stay in it for too long through releasing of mold spores. I had fun I got him a little lotus fountain to freakin add feng shi points to the house and also a bottle of crown it was good seeing the guys again since iv missed them all over the break and it was just me and my hand at night and stuff but i guess it could be worse, it could have just been me kuz i had my hand chopped off tryin to give a tune up to the families 14th century guillotine. Yeah soo we tried to make some crown and strawberry fanta...ill tell u that it doesnt taste good so dont do that...then we added coke to it to hide the nasty flavor but that didnt work either...by then I had already sipped too much and was turning red and getting int o my happy mode. Something I noticed....if you cook hambergerpatties in a George forearm grill it looks like sausage patties in the end....Thats weird to me kuz i felt like i was eating sausage burgers....but yeah i saw H to the Bui again that night missed that foool like chinese food misses MSG, He looked like one of my bros Tan when he came in kuz of his new specticles and also kuz he didnt say any thing and kept a straight face but it was fun none the less once we got him to take a couple of drank dranks. Ronny hahah funny lil mr Baby bear always starts doing weird dances and raps when hes drunk and BJ was just wanting to play DBZ on the wiiii which is pretty darn fun but it started to suck because for some reason i couldnt shoot my kamehameha fire ball. So over all it was a okay party what sucked is when i had to wake up for church the next day.
Church was gay as usual just our priest saying jibberish to me in viet kuz i dun understand it very well and then i think i dozed off a couple of times but caught my self before i started to snore. then we had our usual snack time and drank drank time and it was over. Then we ate pho that my mom cooked which is aiight then me and my dad tried to change the spark plugs for my benzo and wasnt succesfull kuz we couldnt find out where the damn holes for them were blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. After that i left and went home and cut down bambo stalks to begin mybambooo bow and arrow project. its alot harder than u think to cut bambooo down and then clean it to be straight i think i got like a butt load of splinters from it. Why am i doing this u ask? I dunno I tend to like being able to know I have above average survival skills if i was left alone in the woods or the jungle or even left by my self in a zombie or dark seeker infested city. Yeah most people are like ur stupid and stuff but just wait.......when all goes wrong we will see who they go to thats prepared for majore shit to occure ;) ;) ;) ;) ....... Yeah soo I do admit if I was stuck in the situation similar to I AM LEGEND id prollie have a kick ass time chillin during the day and nuke'n at night.
Oh and to start dramma, kuz thats how i do ^_^, yeah, you know who, went on a date last night and left me all by my lonesome self on aim and the whole time i cried and cried and cried but what can i do kuz according to happy relationships for dummies,when u diggin someone alot u gotta let them go so they do their thing and not let them feel caged i guess.... so i guess i did hope she had tons of fun eating stinky kim chi blah ;) but what evs u know I rank higher than her on the hot or not scale any way ehehehheheheheheheheh im soo gonna get it for that comment.
Now back 2 my stuffffffffffff kuz this is why ur here right? to read about lil ol me kuz i sum how got stuck in your little space time continuummmm. Well yesterday was T Has B day and also His and Mels house warming party kuz they just got a new place that for sum reason tries to suffocate people that stay in it for too long through releasing of mold spores. I had fun I got him a little lotus fountain to freakin add feng shi points to the house and also a bottle of crown it was good seeing the guys again since iv missed them all over the break and it was just me and my hand at night and stuff but i guess it could be worse, it could have just been me kuz i had my hand chopped off tryin to give a tune up to the families 14th century guillotine. Yeah soo we tried to make some crown and strawberry fanta...ill tell u that it doesnt taste good so dont do that...then we added coke to it to hide the nasty flavor but that didnt work either...by then I had already sipped too much and was turning red and getting int o my happy mode. Something I noticed....if you cook hambergerpatties in a George forearm grill it looks like sausage patties in the end....Thats weird to me kuz i felt like i was eating sausage burgers....but yeah i saw H to the Bui again that night missed that foool like chinese food misses MSG, He looked like one of my bros Tan when he came in kuz of his new specticles and also kuz he didnt say any thing and kept a straight face but it was fun none the less once we got him to take a couple of drank dranks. Ronny hahah funny lil mr Baby bear always starts doing weird dances and raps when hes drunk and BJ was just wanting to play DBZ on the wiiii which is pretty darn fun but it started to suck because for some reason i couldnt shoot my kamehameha fire ball. So over all it was a okay party what sucked is when i had to wake up for church the next day.
Church was gay as usual just our priest saying jibberish to me in viet kuz i dun understand it very well and then i think i dozed off a couple of times but caught my self before i started to snore. then we had our usual snack time and drank drank time and it was over. Then we ate pho that my mom cooked which is aiight then me and my dad tried to change the spark plugs for my benzo and wasnt succesfull kuz we couldnt find out where the damn holes for them were blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. After that i left and went home and cut down bambo stalks to begin mybambooo bow and arrow project. its alot harder than u think to cut bambooo down and then clean it to be straight i think i got like a butt load of splinters from it. Why am i doing this u ask? I dunno I tend to like being able to know I have above average survival skills if i was left alone in the woods or the jungle or even left by my self in a zombie or dark seeker infested city. Yeah most people are like ur stupid and stuff but just wait.......when all goes wrong we will see who they go to thats prepared for majore shit to occure ;) ;) ;) ;) ....... Yeah soo I do admit if I was stuck in the situation similar to I AM LEGEND id prollie have a kick ass time chillin during the day and nuke'n at night.
Oh and to start dramma, kuz thats how i do ^_^, yeah, you know who, went on a date last night and left me all by my lonesome self on aim and the whole time i cried and cried and cried but what can i do kuz according to happy relationships for dummies,when u diggin someone alot u gotta let them go so they do their thing and not let them feel caged i guess.... so i guess i did hope she had tons of fun eating stinky kim chi blah ;) but what evs u know I rank higher than her on the hot or not scale any way ehehehheheheheheheheh im soo gonna get it for that comment.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
ComeBack To OOOO Boy You Better Recognize By Big Butt
Uh, Correction roach head liked u, u knew it, and u buy him a shirt, from abercrombie.....so freakkin not fair....and.....the name of the game is "I win" so I win....sorry hun, sorry to bust ur bubble but yes girls do fart as well.....i caught u couple of times.....so sad.....and yes it was grosss.....no way u can convince me that was flowers.....but tu est still mi amor.... lucky i use to work in the hospital :)
ComeBack To Charlie Is Gay By Fruit Cake Face
First of all NO! people aint gonna know how u izzz from ur first post soo Peoples of da world yes she is a drunk and a crazie partier take my word for it.
Second I didnt get caught kuz im too smooth that if i didnt wanna get caught i wouldnt kuz im a G, I freakin told her and dis be a girl who is like a friend that i went to go eat with casual food and what not. But Herrrrrr on the other hand confessed to actin all hoochie
and secretlyt having meeting with sum dude name roach head, yeah weird name but it translates to taht for some reason, hes prollieweird looking, I perosnally liekd carrot boy better kuz his face would turn carrot color wen he drank....but not the point.... she be havin encoutners with this dude across korea and she knows he be diggin her but oh well its cooool what ever u know Aint no shame in my game soo she didi that first hence fair game to me so blah to ur mah! heheh i still love u tho but some times u just 2 scandalous........
Second I didnt get caught kuz im too smooth that if i didnt wanna get caught i wouldnt kuz im a G, I freakin told her and dis be a girl who is like a friend that i went to go eat with casual food and what not. But Herrrrrr on the other hand confessed to actin all hoochie
and secretlyt having meeting with sum dude name roach head, yeah weird name but it translates to taht for some reason, hes prollieweird looking, I perosnally liekd carrot boy better kuz his face would turn carrot color wen he drank....but not the point.... she be havin encoutners with this dude across korea and she knows he be diggin her but oh well its cooool what ever u know Aint no shame in my game soo she didi that first hence fair game to me so blah to ur mah! heheh i still love u tho but some times u just 2 scandalous........
Drammmaaaaaaa
Im a true believer in livin your life and not watchin other peoples lives, yeah im talkin about reality tv shows and freakin korean dramma, omg, this shit will steal ur life away like playing world of war craft on freakin home made crack cocaine. yeah i said it, F those who play WOW kuz they can play for it and i cant...tears from my eyes like the rain drops from the sky...blah.... so back to dramma yeah my woman Kat Dizzle always be tryin to start korean dramma, yeah she cant help it due to biological reason but hey some times u just gotta not start stuff kuz like J lo said "my love dont cost a thang" which it doesnt, yes i might like chicken here and there as payment for a good sensual seduction but hey I dont want junk in my trunk when the funk be smellin like a drunk, you know wha ti mean?
Well yeah dis b my first blog, er, I dnt blieve in grammer, kuz where b from we dont get good imported engrish teachers from the states soo yeah I guess im a rebble wit out no grammer bounderies plus I type a weird way where i only use one finga from my right nand and 3 from my left..........yeah so dont freakin com plain.
Oh yeah i gotta give a shout out for my bros tanweeezy and tell him that man some times when life gives u lemons make freakin fried chicken any way. and a shot out to B sizzle who is freakin crazy and i hope he freakin finds a woman to take him away from poker kuz poker......well pokers just sad id rather him play wow....while listing to hoodoo shiiizzzz kuz that how he be rollin. and if my woman be reading stop startin junk gahhhhhh why u be like that u know u my boo kuz im a foo but u got me some nice shooooooes ;)
Well yeah dis b my first blog, er, I dnt blieve in grammer, kuz where b from we dont get good imported engrish teachers from the states soo yeah I guess im a rebble wit out no grammer bounderies plus I type a weird way where i only use one finga from my right nand and 3 from my left..........yeah so dont freakin com plain.
Oh yeah i gotta give a shout out for my bros tanweeezy and tell him that man some times when life gives u lemons make freakin fried chicken any way. and a shot out to B sizzle who is freakin crazy and i hope he freakin finds a woman to take him away from poker kuz poker......well pokers just sad id rather him play wow....while listing to hoodoo shiiizzzz kuz that how he be rollin. and if my woman be reading stop startin junk gahhhhhh why u be like that u know u my boo kuz im a foo but u got me some nice shooooooes ;)
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