Bow Chicka Bow Wow, Is what the farmer said to the cow on their honey moon, but that night he found that you gotta literally buy the cow b4 u get sum milk. So yeah thats the story that the ghost told me the other night, such a nice fairy tale it almost made me want to get jiggy wit it like chapelle when he dresses up like tyrome biggums.... sigh how i missed the days Mr Chappelle would make shows kuz they were soooooooo mutha freakin funny and racist in a good educational way that yeah it made my day. So yeah My house that i currently live in is Haunted....its true now.... Us veits have a saying that when u sleep and u wake up and cant move ur body at all...its a sign that a ghost is sitting on u to do who knows what....either choke u to death or steal ur sperm if ur a suckubuss.....the medieval demon that has crazy sex with men to steal their soldiers and their soul.....i doubt its that one kuz like i still wake up, so it must be the one that tries to suffocate me. yeah soo 2 nights ago i wake up and iw as liek shit, i cant move and i need to peee,,,,,freakin damn ghost be doing this shit again... ims tarting to get use to it so i went back to sleep and was hopping the ghost would finish and i would go pee later, well i woke up agian that night and lifted up my arm to do a check 1 2 check and i lifted it for about8 inches (whiich happens to be the same size as my special member rounded to 1 sigfig) and from there it went limp....fucker ghost did it again....gah damn....and i realy had to pee! I know when i need to pee too kuz like in the middle of my action packed dream of like doing kung fu and shit i will stop in a restroom and star tto pee....at that point i have exactly 3 seconds to realize it and wake up or else i wet my bed...sad i know but even heros gotta pee too...and sadly i have neglected the clue and u know....awarm mess to clean up......blahhhh but yeah I thapend 4 times that night where ghost tried to steal my soul and like not let me move and shit, i dont mind it u know ill just go back to sleep and let them do their thing but please dont haunt me when i need to peee. thats a big no no kuz thats when i pull out jesus figuries and holy water and holy salt and holy chalk and holy cool aid and holy doritos out to get u demons out.....i dont want no beef u know i know ghsot are bored and they need to do their thing too soo i let them but when u hold me back from peeing and shit thats a big no no. So yes charlie is nice to every one even ghost but he does have his limits is the story to take home.
So yeah like i dunnno tony totally destroyed my dreams of being a doctor with his seminar but its cool..it was like my family procelinn bear was already broken and then he had to come by and do a mexican dance on it to squish the pieces in to un recognizable powder lol...im kidding it was a good seminar and i liked it, I just dunno if im willing to put that time out to be a doctor when i can just marry one...lol shortest way to get from cali to new yourk isnt flying its teleporting and thats what i believe in ;) man my tony has grown soo much, I can actually say Tony is a roll model for me soo many different sides of him all packed n one....hes gonan do awsome in teh future I can see it....me how ever.,...lol if your readin this oprah answer my calls! i dont want ur money lol hahahhahahaha gah so yeah big bang they arent that bad of a korean boy band...sad that i cant be in one kuz then i would have to find a bunch of guys my size to look some what okay but then it would look like a walmart ad for plus size clothes music video haha but yeah i waited for like 30 mins infront of the deli part of walmart for them to fry up soem chicken kuz they were out lucky me i got the first batch and ate like 4 pieces on my way home and my house is like 5 mins away from walmart so that means i ate a piece a min which sounds crazy but it was true lol all while i was driving.
Yeah so im thinking of building a quad core computer..... to make my ultimate desktop...i blame it on H to the Uuuueeee kuz he made a good comment that i watch movies while i do homework and soo now i want to make a computer good enough to support two 22 inch LCD monitors one for busines and one for pleasure ;) ;) ;) ;) hahah really all i need is to get a mother bored combo and a graphics card and ill just use the same case. gah ultimate deskto....im looking to spend 5 bills yeah sounds good to me and maybe a bill on 200 pc fried chicekn from walmart gah dang its good when its hot.....heart attack here i come!.
Finnally I am the hottest sibling in my family no contest now kuz my middle sister just chopped her finger off..... yeah soo now she loses kuz of freakish deformities...GO ME! welland my little sister.....she oses kuz well yeah mucho grande lol nothing else to say.
Lol Gah BC im short a beanie now! blah but things i do for my crazy alco-poko-holic big.
And sigh...Kake Face Aka Kat AKA Big Butt Aka Koreakin Poop is going psycho....it scares me when she txt me and is like OMG im gonna rip my hair out jsut kuz some ones doing laundry blahhh ripp any thing off but hair please im quite fond of the sun silk flavor hair she has lol. And yes my relation ship with Kat is a Korean Futurisitic Drama/ Action Adventure/ Martialarts/ With An Added taste of Thriller and Beat It From Michael Jackson....if only i was big ballin and couldfly over i would and eat the ravioli too but i cant kuz i can get ravioli here so no need to go there SUCKAAAAAA!!!!!! Blah Chika Blah BLah
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hey now u should add in the fact they were doin laundry while i was sleepin and i sleep right next to the laundry room so of course i was angry.....grrrr they ate my ravioli too :( i hide my sunsilk too so that they wont use it mwuahahaha
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