Friday, January 25, 2008

Skanky Trolls Tryin To Flow

Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn My dreams are getting butt crazy, and realistc. I use to just have like crazy dreams that were crazy cray like i am superman type weird dreams, now days my dreams ahve been getting realistic to where when i wake up i try to find things that i place in my dream. So like last night I dreamed that like Juli and Ti were in the back yard and they had a gun and they were just shooting it for fun, they then let me try to shoot it and left, and then the next thing i know my back yard happend to be a play ground for little kids, well suddenly these bad white guys start to come and tyr to kid nap the kids and then i tried to stop them and tell the kids to run into the house, i shot the dudes to by time for the kids to come in the house but it wasnt enough next thing i know i was running away form them around the house like a little girl...gahhh...im even chicken in my dreams which is pathetic....but like yeah i stoped the dudes and the next thing i know cops came in and i hit the floor and tried to explain i was protecting the kids...they then let me go....i woke up and found a lolipop on my desk that said thank you......i dunno who gave it to me but it wasnt any one that was at the house when i woke up soo thats kinda crazy well at least to me....maybe im getting drugged up or something....a sleep walking druggy? blah....but yeah I had another dream this dream i was walking and Jim was sleeping and he left the door open, soo i closed it so he can sleep plus im loud, but while i was closing the door i smelt something nasty and it was very stinky, i was like man menta note tell Huong to tell Jim to shower kuz hes stinky.....and then i woke up and smelled the same smell. Apparently Huongles burned some eggs and the smell went to my room and in to my noose pass my boogers and in to my brain where it was them dissassembled and reassembled in to my dream....but yeah tell jim to shower any way ;)........ then then then then then Now im freaked kuz like apparently we have ghost in our house that try to suffocate us when we sleep.....this could explain my sleep apnea...maybe the ghost isnt heavy enough to suffocate me or something.... but yeah my boo Kat has been a big doookie head lately......scandalous too...she never answers me any more or even talks to me she tells me im ugly and that im a 2 on a 10 scale....thats so impossible kuz like a 2 is pretty much hit with the ugly stick then pusshed off a ledge in to a cactus pit...but whatever..... Id rather be ugly in her eyes kuz she really does have bad taste in dudes....every dude shes ever picked out and said is hot has been like butt ugly......which makes me hottttt if she thinks im ugly..go me!


Yeha so i found out the fastest way to my heard is fried chicken...Ronny brought me some friend chicken yesterday and yeah i fell in love...gah im so week for chicken, then BC came up and brought me fries...all of which were eatin by BJ grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr but its coo its coo afterwards i went home and made my self rice and shrimp.

Oh dang I Freakin made a bamboo bow and arrow tooo gah im soo bad asss and like i can totally shooot stuf with it, the power of Youtube at work is infinite, it took me about 2 hours to make it and shes a beaut. Next up on my agenda i smakin a japanese war flag and maybe a samurai armor.... it sucks being broke kuz then you have to use ur imagination and be like martha stewart and make shit from stuff around the house.....

Oh and kat....I WInnn not you....got that ntoe in a jar today...

1 comment:

smiLeyface said...

it wasn't a dream...
1) jim really does stink
2) i always burn the eggs. stove's fault, not mine. and
3) you are like a little girl! :P
love ya charles!!!
p.s. paragraph indentions are friendly...use them more often!